Most people start with an About page that introduces them to potential site visitors. It might say something like this:

Hi there! I’m John by day, John by night, and this is a website. I live in Illinois, have a great dog named Farley, and I like n.a. beer.

…or something like this:

The Written By John Shipka was originally founded in 1968, and has been providing quality script to the public ever since 1972 (when I began to write).

This page is for my hardcore geeks that get it!